Azerbaijan: Safura – Drip Drop

They might have only been taking part for three years, but believe me, Azerbaijan wants to win. If this girl doesn’t make the top five, I fear she might be extradited. Shame about the song. And the dress. I’m not sure even the quasi-shirtless hot backing dancers can save this, though Azerbaijan should have enough friends to put it into the final. A quick question though, Safura’s boyfriend apparently “smells like lipstick again”. Now I’m no expert, but how do you manage that... And so another Eurovision Question is born to entertain our more autistic fans.