Iceland: Hera Björk – Je ne sais quoi

You’d think Iceland would have better things to spend money on than Eurovision, but then you would think wrong! Because Eurovision is The Most Important Thing in the world. And after bankruptcy (well, hello there Greece) and unpronounceable volcano-eruptions, the Icelanders want to give something back to Europe with this song. With a French line. And Classic Eurovision Keychange. That’s how good they are. They even bring out the disco beats. Go Iceland. Throw in a couple of scantily dressed gay boys with an energetic dance routine, and we’ll see about a vote.