Serbia: Milan Stankovic – Ovo je Balkan

A Serbian song with the word “Balkan” in the title, if that isn’t a shoe-in for the finale, I don’t know what is. But they sure as hell try to sabotage themselves with this horrid, horrid song. This boy is so shiny they’ll be turning down the lights when he comes on so as not to blind anyone. Chanting “Balkan” in the middle, hip-hop dancing old ladies and a Colgate smile so bright the audience will be getting out their sunglasses. Scary.