Malta: Thea Garrett- My dream

What? Chiara was busy this year? And can you imagine how bad this is if I’m starting to think it’s a bad thing she’s not here? Come back, Chiara! All is forgiven! I was just typing “if there’s any justice in the world, this piece of horror will sink to the bottom of the pile”, but then on comes the wind machine and the man with the gigantic bird’s wings (and beak, for some reason). Yes! Bring it on, Malta! For this reason alone I’m not making this a toilet break. You won’t get any points from me though, you’ll need a whole Billy Elliot-inspired ballet for that.