Sunday, May 01, 2011

Belgium: Witloof Bay – with love baby

Yes, the group name is funny. And how apt that the Walloons are yet again sending a group comprised of people from all over the country. But a capella doesn’t work at Eurovision. It doesn’t. Read my lips, Belgium, A CAPELLA DOES NOT WORK AT EUROVISION. It’s boring. And the beatboxing is embarrassing. Surely I can’t be the first person to tell you this? Surely a million people have said this before me. Which begs the question, why on earth didn’t you listen?? People won’t vote for a song because they marvel at how well you can sing. They want to sing along, they want a stomping disco beat, wind machine, or something that moves them. A capella only moves the vocal masturbators. Aaargh!!

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